People often ask me how I make such bad grammier and make me living writting word and stuff

One of my former editors pointed out: "Microsoft Word, by the way, is not a 'who.' At least not yet." While totally true, my subhead would be totally emasculated if wrote: "Those that think I’m too late to get on the blog train should note that I’m ahead of the guys who write the code for Microsoft Word who don't yet know that 'blog' is a word.